Never played football in my life. Did you masturbate when you posed your question? I’ll bet you did.

I thought about reinventing myself and then spending the entire rest of my life acting out the charade I have always wanted to become. Then I remembered I’m tired and just didn’t have it in me. So, I took a nap instead.

Not really. My mom doesn’t like to talk about it. But I managed to piece together her story and I had some disturbing personal revelations on likely scenarios that allowed my grandmother and my mother to survive.

I read an article where a woman had posted that her child had a congenital heart defect and without Medicare they couldn’t afford to treat her and she would die.

Her lungwarts were amazing!

“They took turns sitting on the egg till it hatched and now are feeding it by throwing up in its mouth”

Melania when Trump announced that he would run for president.

Somewhere, Lindsey Graham is passing out thinking of what could have been, had he made just a few different choices.

When we are talking about the Catholic Church though, not following the views of leadership and claiming to still be practicing would be akin to saying “I am a vegan that also eats bacon”. There is no wiggle-room with the church (though they do have a “wiggle room” for altar boys but that is a different thing).

Totally agree. And the frustration I endlessly experience with these stories is that all litigation, even successful litigation, is reactive, not proactive. If endless litigation ends up making a difference, (eventually) then fucking bravo. In the meantime, Jordan Edwards is gone. GONE. Forever. It makes my head,…

She’s going for some sort of travel by the sea theme

I highly recommend the Dr. Bronner soaps (that I also call ‘Dr Boner’ because, y’know, I’m an adult). The peppermint scented one in the blue bottle is my fave. You feel tingly and It’s not expensive. Plus there’s all of his batshit manifesto written all over the bottle.

She is gorgeous!

Well, I NEVER! Insulting? I should say so! Good day, madam! I BELIEVE I SAID GOOD DAY.

Thank you, Hawaii. Thank you, US District Court Judge Derrick Watson.

I guess the bright side is that Brady’s historical destiny is to be the American Max Schmeling.

Well, there is precedent. Although I think Gillian Anderson is hotter than both of them.