He was hostile while being black, I’m sure his eyes glowed like a demon and had super human strength.

My eardrums ran for cover in my nostrils.

Have loofah, will travel!

I really think she thought Syrian babies are super cute puppies that were killed.

She has a cat bomb, take cover!!!

Suck it Mainland!!!

Ladies, wear your “I love my rape baby” and “I love my incest baby from uncle dad” T-shirts with pride!

At least we know now that rape isn’t the best thing that could happen to you.

I feel terrible thinking this but I think the only way for men like this is to experience being raped by another man to understand rape.

From reading this article one can only come to the conclusion that all women lie about rape. :(

I’m sure she is at fault somehow

Agreed, I can’t say its a nice tattoo but its a very well done tattoo.

Are we sure he didn’t mean cocaine smuggler instead of conservative?

Let’s not be judgy, as long as he meant kissing the baby’s face with his lips and not his penis.

Her almost showing a boob in vanity fair was shocking plus she’s in that new gay porn Beauty and the beast.

Hummus is so 2016.

Stacy Q - Two of Hearts [Extended Version]:

She makes me miss the classical stylings of Britney Spears and the charisma of the greatest artist of my generation, Stacey Q.

Those horses seem to be eyeing each other a bit to closely.

I had all 3 of my conures on my shoulder and when the orange anal discharge started speaking, all 3 simultaneously took a huge shit on my shirt.