Oh god, +1 to liquid laundry soap. Like an idiot I put a gallon jug of it on the washing machine, and during one particularly vigorous spin cycle, whammo - on the floor and leaking. It took hours, and hours to clean up that gloopy, sticky, miserable mess. I just couldn’t get it all up. It was impossible. There’s still…

Brady is to sophisticated thinking as Hernandez was to peer mediation.

Holy shit, glad guy had the wherewithal to catch himself. Just realized I know at least one person on that team. Time to go find a ride report and see who won out ahead of that.

The NBA really needs to do something like this for All-Star Weekend. Have each starting lineup pick a captain. The captains go out and play one-on-one for a couple minutes. The other eight players all draw numbers. Every two minutes, the next number gets called. Teams stay the same, though, so it end up being…

“Throw 12 dudes together and see what happens?” Ask Gar Forman how that’s working out.

I always enjoyed the “Mr. Wonderful vs. Rick Rude” cartoons in Highlights magazine.

You wouldn’t believe what comes up when you type “squirt and peewee” in your browser.

I ref football at all levels and the pee wee and middle school kids have the best stories. That’s a solid one.

And little Wayne Gretzky never forgot that valuable lesson for the rest of his career........And now you know......the rest of the story.

“When I was in the Marines the CIA taught me how to speak Russian and then secretly ordered me to defect to Israel and open up a front company specializing in Bat Mitzvahs for stuck up rich girls.”

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

In the case of breweries, large amounts of organic matter dumping in the water cause bacteria and algae to bloom which sucks up all the oxygen from the water, leading to fish downstream dying from suffocation.

You’re going to see that play out soon. Once the GOP cuts federal taxes and spending, red states will have a substantially smaller piece of the pie to get federal money from. This coupled with a slowed economy and red states will be hurting (blue too, but not as much). As proposed, the public-private infrastructure…

The notion that New England (save Maine) is more enlightened is correct.

Funny, he doesn’t LOOK Philadelphian.

True story. I once dumped a girl because her favorite cracker was a Triscuit. I couldn’t look her in the eye after learning this. Well that and she fucked my roommate. I still get bitter and angry about it all these years later. Triscuits? How could she have been such a bad person?

HF + Al >>>>>> exothermic reaction that releases H₂

Wait, an overturned ketchup container is classified as a hazardous material spill? [glances nervously at refrigerator]

Acid + Metal -> Salt + Hydrogen

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.