For someone who killed the spirit of St. Louis in Super Bowl XXXVI, Brady’s a regular Lindbergh.

Dyed-in-the-wool, dead-in-the-soul Bears fan here. This take. Perfection.

The funny thing is, in the last few years before John Saunders’ passing, the show was improving. The old guard was slowly disappearing and new faces were coming in (Jemele Hill, Jane McManus, Pablo Torre, Israel Gutierrrez). Then Saunders passed away, they decided to let Lupica host, and everything went to hell.

Aaron Sorkin’s due for another TV series.

Where will we get our takes about millennial entitlement?

Yes, it seems like Pats fans are the ones who are very upset right now.

The waterless people of Flint have been asking this for years.

To help soothe his anxiety, Raj will be spending extra time with his Tickle Me Peter King toy over the next couple of weeks.

Internet petitions are worth the paper they are printed on.

We really need to offer workers better pawternity leave.

In my house every day is General Sherman Day.

The maid of honor can do it too (in Florida of course)...

He probably wears a disguise and calls himself “Andre” when he has to travel anywhere in New England.

If it’s a 13, it’s the 3.6. The 3.8 stopped production in 2011.

This is it, guys. Our PEEOTUS is officially a Hikikomori.

I have this weird feeling that Goodell is just all nutsack. No penis. Just a high perched nutsack. No sag. He pisses out of his balls.

I’m wracking my brain to try to come up with a good joke that references “Schiavo” in the context of Greg Schiano. But I am comin’ up empty, I think because I’m not that funny.

the training staff didn’t see any players faint

Not even. The Goo Goo Dolls were a punk-ish Replacements-style outfit turned straight up lite rock that your mom listens to when she fills the hot tub, lights the candles and breaks out the toolbox of dildos. There’s not a single song in their discography that one would honestly call “post-grunge.” They’re not even a…

Edit: Ironically, this probably costs more than $2k.