Were you the couple buying Patron shots at Mama Iguana’s in Northampton last night? You do know they had the game on at the bar?

Wow. It would be hard to see those Celtics greats lose by 25.

My friend Sully sawr him dat night and the blind kid scratched Mahk’s cah. Totally desahrved it.

Tell me you don’t feel the oven doors opening when you drive through Reston. Tell me.

(got cut off)he will be lucky to make it to Paris. The Tour is not the Giro (though the Giro is much more fun to watch).

I’ve got two cases of Heady Topper and an ounce of Vermont medical.

Gosh, you people are SO NICE!

Remember: It’s intolerant to not tolerate intolerance.

He’s been impressive, but he’s not at the TdF. That’s where he will have to make his bones and the parcours includes every single mountain range in France (first since 1992) and the Col d’Izoard on the Queen stage after a day before going over Col de la Croix Fer, Col du Telegraphe, and the fucking Galibier. Unless he…

Oh, not this again. It’s a tired statement about Boston. It really is. I grew up in a place where the schools did not fully desegregate until 1988 and then only under a court order. And, yes, Boston had a messy history with race and busing, but its just lazy to bring up Boston because it is in Massachusetts and…

Was there in 1989 to whack on the Wall and regularly go back for work purposes. I would never live there. It’s become the Austin of Europe (NB. I was born in Austin). Give me dopey ass Stuttgart any day.

Do not forget bear repellent, unless you are bear and there is nothing wrong with being a bear. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

2:35 in. She burns him with a fireball.

Fairfax County is a totalitarian hellscape.

There will be butt sex.

I am old enough now that my youngest daughter is Smiths/Morrissey fan (though I think the two things are mutually exclusive). My only advise to her was “Don’t trust anybody who takes The Smiths seriously.”

So bad that it is good.

Stanley Cup Final.

NP for just being a Justy. The 4-wheel drive examples were a bit spindly, but it was a lot of car for little money at the time. They suffer from the tin worm though.