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Fallacies will get you nowhere.

You’ll notice that he says “Knoxville, TN.” They machine-gunned an entire black neighborhood there when folks got uppity.

I spent a post-doc year in Raleigh, NC and my kid played in their local youth leagues. They were trying, let’s just say that. There were plenty of Canadian and New England ex-pats to coach, but even with the Hurricanes being decades into their NC tenure, the “culture” still isn’t there. My boy is a defenseman who has

I am a long-time professional acquaintance of a guy in Nashville who never saw a hockey game in his life until the Preds showed up. On a whim, he bought 4 season tickets because he thought he could flip the big name teams. He went to the first game and has become, easily, the most psychotic hockey fan I’ve ever met

Come, come, come nuclear bomb.

When the fella in overalls, plaid shirt, muck boots and Kubota ball cap stands up and puts his hands in his pockets, your heart sinks. You just know he’s against it. Doesn’t matter what. He’s against it.

Close. I meant:

He’s a regular Cato when it comes to rhetoric.

I cannot wait to see Schilling in a debate against Elizabeth Warren. I watched a cat torment a baby squirrel the other day. Broke it up out of pity for the squirrel. I will have no pity for Schilling.

JMU grad?

As a denizen of the Pioneer Valley, I think “Mammoths” is a fucking awesome name. And they were never officially the Lord Jeffs and Amherst never gave small pox blankets to Native Americans. He suggested it, which is a prick enough move to get a ban on being a mascot. However, Amherst College is not named after the

I was surprised his teammate didn’t stop, but when he passed him the guy was up and holding on to the bike. I would have kept cooking personally. Tough to diagnose at 45mph and, to be honest, bike racers aren’t exactly the sharpest of knives.

I know. I raced in my 20s. I’ve also been to the Tour many times. The race doctor would have had to PASS him in order for his car to catch up to him by that point. The race doctor is at the back with the red lantern and is usually positioned with race control.

You wouldn’t want a fan interfering here. This was a case of time. What bothers me is that the race doctor was nowhere to be found. WTF. His team car had to find him?

If she uses a mac, they are all built in. Good night in Slovene: “Lahko noč.” You hold the ‘C’ key down for a second and a little pop up menu gives you a choice of diacritics.

Precisely. The neutral service mechanic is not a doctor. It was a dumb thing to say, but the most important move was to get him off the bike. That crash was a lot worse than it looked. He could have, beyond head injuries, internal damage. I hope they took him straight to the emergency room.

I actually think the police should not be allowed to discharge their firearms unless they’ve already been fired upon (or in certain cases such as where a clear threat to civilians has been made and attempts to de-escalate have failed, et cetera).

That ad is actually used by global warming deniers to refute the 99.99% of climate scientists who say that it is happening.

My wife actually yelled at me for opening the fridge door twice rapidly. “IT WILL BURN OUT THE BULB IF YOU DO THAT!” She’s still smarter than me.