PC or we riot.

Danny Ainge is Mormon and he was actually successful.

Aroldis Chapman beats women. You should specifically despise at least him.

Even if it was South American only, someone would have caught it. The game hadn’t launched in Canada officially til last week, but people were playing on Day 1 of the US release by simply downloading and installing the APK from outside the app store. I’m sure there’s enough tech-savvy South Americans that they have…

Michael Jordan was secretly suspended by David Stern for gambling and that is why he went to play minor league baseball for a year.

Didnt do anything else for 3 years? How dare you. He did this:

I’d settle for the app not trying to shutdown my fucking podcast or music player app EVERY TIME I HAVE TO LAUNCH PG

My dog doesn’t eat feces because I am not a terrible inattentive owner. Am I still at risk of all these bacteria or nah?

It tastes like someone pissed in a can of Sprite.

Celtics fan here: Can I just stop Len Bias from ODing and dying instead?

The TV ratings, which have climbed forever and ever, were the highest they’ve ever been this year so...

AVB got sacked for finishing with 2 more points than this “best Sp*rs team in 20 years”.

David Ortiz has an OPS over 1.000 and he’s 40!

I don’t think you know what an arm bar is.

Seeing the cover of CIV’s Set Your Goals on Deadspin just blew my old punk mind.

Counterpoint: She is not the future because Vince McMahon will never push her.

RIP Minor League Guy

Step 1: dump it in the trash

I guaran-goddamn-tee this guy wasn’t complaining when Larry Bird was raining 3's on his competitors right as they instituted it into the league.