Begun? This downward spiral started in fucking December, Bill. I know it’s difficult to pay attention to anything that isn’t Barcelona, but make an effort before you write a headline that dumb.

Still can’t upload your own audio files to the hard drive eh?

Arsenal lost to a United team starting literal children. They’re fucking DONE.

But will it have Denuvo?

And the NHL Wheel-O-Justice says: NO HEARING!

Because John Terry is 2 yards offside.

Pete Rose bet on baseball and Don Mattingly has half the career WAR of Curt Schilling.

I liked that NHL (Shootout) is straight up left off the list. May it die a swift death.

Now do Trump.

The worst take is literally every single piece of copy that Greg Doyel wrote for the Indy Star about Ballghazi.

You know EXACTLY what that guy is talking about, actually.

I especially like this notion that Anthony Martial, who hasn’t scored a league goal in 2.5 months and cost 50m euro, isn’t a failure thusfar.

Well, while he did get suspended for “adderall”, he now has a waiver for it so I don’t think any team signing him has to worry about another suspension for that.

Orrrrrrrrr people could just put their phone down and watch the game.

14 mil a year for a guy who was worth 2 wins last year and will be 35 a month after Opening Day.

“I don’t love what I study,” says Taber. “I don’t know where I’m going with it...”

Scott Mellanby, is that you?

Just once in my miserable life: Give us Weird Al for the Super Bowl.

It’s going to be so awesome if Kork Coupons gets injured in his playoff game and RG3 has to come in and save the day.

The code shows up in your “played courses” section. Just go back through that and find it.