lobsterclawgirl
Lobster Claw Girl
lobsterclawgirl

NO NAME, YOU SAY!?

Sometimes it’s not about fucking achieving something. It’s about letting all the shit you have to carry around existing as a black person in a white space. Something you can’t possibly understand unless you’ve experienced it.

Just like... five minutes of hardcore fucking. In the middle of the movie. With no leadup and no discussion afterwards.

I don’t mind sober people unless they spend their time judging us non-sober ones. Scott Baio is fucking insufferable about his sobriety.

Dude, it’s not that hopeless. I have been on anti-depressants and anti-psychotics for about 20 years now, I’m 28, and I have not had PiV sex yet, and I feel more romantically confident now than I have ever been. Because instead of focusing on wanting sex, I am focusing on making myself an attractive, cool guy. It

This is a major oversimplification and a disservice to the medical complexity of the problem. The major causes of ED are vascular (atherosclerosis or plaque buildup), neurologic (ie nerve injury after surgery) or mental/social issues affecting arousal. Sometimes all three are in play. Lose weight and exercise would

That’s when you stuff his pillowcase with them.

Most decadent meal at Joes Stone Crabs. 🤔

“What’s new” - my least favorite question. It’s like, “I don’t know, my fucking cat killed another mouse in the house this week. And the other one kicked shit out of the catbox onto the carpet. Fuck. What’s new for you?”

As ethical as all the other doctors who inject pints of silicone into breasts, inject chemicals into buttocks, bleach rectums, trim off labia, install fake hymens, remove ribs, remove veins, vacuum fat cells out of body parts, slash & stretch faces, and pump lips full of fat that was harvested from the victim’s

Imo, it’s more insulting to suggest someone is mentally just because they’re doing something you don’t approve of.

Also, you’re not her doctor or a psychologist, so I’m curious as to why you think she’s mentally ill.

But I’m not sad for her, since this is what she wanted....

I’m also wondering what I am supposed to find “cute” about a woman who took the profits from her one-hit-wonder fame and proceeded to spend them on remodeling her entire face and body. OMG so adorable!!!

lol seriously. this is the first actually funny thing she’s done in years

I don’t like Jennifer Lawrence’s new nose either! It makes me sad to see women conforming to an arbitrary standard of beauty by bobbing their noses into nubs. Of course, men get rhinoplasties too - but it seems more subtle.

Also, SO progressive of her plastic surgeon to profit off helping women conform to patriarchal beauty ideals! Wow! :::eyeroll:::

Imagine looking like that and thinking your genes were superior.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Do not spend a second of your life worrying about me.

Whatever happened to cutting a hole in a vegetable or gourd of some sort, microwaving it for a couple of seconds, and fucking it?