Fucking agony: an agony unlike regular agonies.

You could also make your own Girl Scouts, but that’s a really roundabout way to do it just for cookies. xD

I’m a totally straight guy, and even I would be all over that dude. He’s freakin’ Thor, bro.

It’s just a flesh wound.

One lady for each man boob.

Question:

And I’ll eat it so y’all don’t get cancer. Everybody wins!

If you still have mobility in your wrists, I will strongly recommend that you purchase a NSD Powerball gyroscopic exerciser to strengthen your wrists. Don’t get one from a store because I tend to find that those are knockoffs that are not well balanced and with zero customer support.

Telepathy would solve a lot of this shit right fuckin’ quick.

The Borg are the ultimate team player.

""The rib bone's connected to the ... OH GOD OW NO"

Cool. Even if so, I'm assuming that it's only effective as long as uBlock is installed. I haven't had to install an ad-blocker since adding the MVPS hosts file, saving that memory footprint on my browsers. I update it once a month, hardly any effort.

False statement, though "under any circumstances".

Yes and no.

The original ruler who instigated Dubai's tourism boom, Sheikh Rashid bin Saeed Al Maktoum, ostensibly was a likable fellow who might have tried to keep the city from devolving into a cultural/financial/immigrant black hole. It was a good idea, as such things go, to use Dubai's (comparatively small) oil reserves to…

Perhaps go through Stephen King's "Jaunt" while conscious? Yeah, I'd like that for him. Hell, I'd pay for his trip.

For those of you against the death penalty ... I really can only hope y'all reconsider.

MVPS hosts file beats all this into the ground and then some. It does prevent a few sites from loading on occasion, in which case I have an AutoHotkey script that replaces it with the original hosts file to allow the site to load, and then reactivates the ad-blocker hosts file. A tiny amount of slowdown, yes, as the…

This kid will be a fucking monster at problem solving. Don't get on his bad side.