Hopefully he’ll take after his beloved Nationals and bow out during the first round of Senate questioning.

The charge on your credit card will appear as “NatsTixxx."

Sounds like a ticket flipper not reporting all his income. Does Stubhub issue 1099s?

I’m starting to think that people are seeing old simpsons episodes and thinking their satire is a serious idea.

That’s more contour than I'd expect for something Kyrie endorsed.

Dear Fox graphics person.

England advance after having scored only one goal from open play all tournament.  Not that matters, but it isn’t exactly the most convincing either.

Spain’s investigations were nothing but a useless pitch hunt! Sad!

Nope.  Replays show he was pulling the defender's  shirt too and was trying to manufacture a foul. Just deserts for a dirty and cynical player.

All I know is that everyone on Facebook seems super happy about this win.

I really liked Spain’s strategy of starting their counter attacks by immediately passing the ball backwards

France still does not have a Playmaker. Pogba had a great pass to Mbappe that set up the Griezmann free-kick which hit the post, but he has been completely quiet since. He covers a lot of ground, but I don’t see that inventive pass from him that can split open the defense. I think that’s what will hurt them when they…

I wish people would stop pretending the summit was the END of the negotiations instead of the very, very beginning.

The most irritating thing about this match was the fact that Argentina never should have had that final chance at the end. What could (and should) have been a red shown to Otamendi netted them another minute of time. I understand what stoppage time is for and how it works, but if I’m the ref, especially after that…

About that study...

Coutinho is an absolute stud. It was huge mistake for him to not make the 2014 squad. I know he was young, but he was already looking better than Oscar at that point. I said it back in 2014, I believe even in the Deadspin comments. Brazil needed better connection in the middle and Countinho was already that guy at 22.…

Yeah, right!

I’m still not over that Messi first touch. For him to do that in stride, with his thigh, going with the ball... You couldn’t catch it in your hands and lay it out in front of you any better.

I can walk into any store and steal any candy bar and eat it for free.

I can walk into any store and steal any candy bar and eat it for free.

I vote for them showing that internet video of Shia acting crazy, then the camera pans out to show it was Indy and a doctor looking through the cell window at a mental institution. Indy: “So, there’s no chance of a recovery?” “None at all. He’ll be here the rest of his life.”