I located some leaks of the assembly line:

Jefferson Starship Intergalactic Freeway

Obviously “Highway McHighwayface”

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.

Neutral: Liquidator Brunt will purchase a controlling interest on behalf of the Ferengi Commerce Authority, following the 184th Rule of Acquisition: “A Ferengi waits to bid until his opponents have exhausted themselves.” 

Vodge Diaper

Here’s a real one:

The 2017 Acadia Denali...

I’d get water in her intake.

Oh agreed. My point was in reference to the greater handling and power cited by the original poster. Any power gains have to be compared to the performance losses associated with a diesel engine and the way it necessarily is constructed.

I believe the wheels fall off at about 40,000 miles. ;)

Being able to depend on it. Driving a car and wondering when it’s going to break down or what’s going to fall off makes driving more stressful than fun.

We have a guy who repairs lawn mowers and he’s the most popular guy in the neighborhood. I’ve heard nothing about his garage and the large number of mowers, of all types, in his driveway. It’s as if these moronic neighbors don’t know a good thing when they see it!

Sadly, many of your readers don’t know how glorious a 2:30 am run to Whataburger for an egg, sausage, and cheese taquito really is.

SiriusXM satellite radio is a godsend. Sure, you’ve already got most of the music that you like on your iPod, but you can try new things on Sirius. It may surprise you. Different kinds of comedy, sports, music styles, talk shows. You find some weird shit. Some of it really cool, too. Weird and new trumps boredom.

I’m surprised BMW didn’t claim this was an add-on or option package and try to charge for it.

Actually, I didn’t take the parts. Figured he needed them more than I (I’ve got quite a pile in my garage as it is).

I bet Sergio hid a merger agreement in there somewhere. Read the fine print!

This wasn’t the only Soviet self-built/home-built sports car. There were several, going back as far as the 1930s.