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Your man has a plan to sell about a dozen brown, AWD diesel wagons with a manual.

Two things threw a wrench into my Mazda experience:

It’s a mars rover made available to the public. I think it’s beautiful.

My whole life I’ve wanted car companies to make their concept cars but they never do and I always wondered why. Well the comments show why, because people are full of crap. People say they want a futuristic car or something out of bladerunner. They say they want something unique but at the end of the day they buy a

This may be the first time they “brought back” Monoblock wheels to a modern SUV, but they were first “brought back” with the introduction of the AMG GT last July. These wheels do look fantastic in silver, but worse in black. I don’t like the modern trend of black wheels. So much detail is being hidden on so many

You are entitled to your wrong opinion.

I use my horn to notify the guy at the front of the left turn lane that he’s been looking at his cell phone for the last 5 seconds of our 10 second turn window. Completely justified in my opinion.

Car horns are wonderful devices to get unobservant nincompoops moving after they dillydally at a green light. 

But, still, Boomers invented rock and roll.

The OK Boomer thing is only a thing because Boomers got all pissed about it, and they were typically ignorant of the irony that they spent the last decade shitting on millenials. If Boomers were as cool and self-confident as they thought they were, then the label wouldn’t be as big of a sensation as it is now.

It looks low rent compared to most Nissans. 

The interior of the Tesla looks downright low rent compared to the Taycan.

The “I wonder how Bryce is feeling tonight from his couch? har har har!” posts after the NLCS were arguably the worst.

This team just won the pennant and you’re online shit posting about a player who signed with a different team in the offseason?.

I often wonder who those are for. Bryce Harper? I’m pretty sure he’s okay with it, having become $330MM richer. 

I, too, look forward to being able to easily identify the least original people in my social media feeds.

He's actually standing in this picture. 

lol, Domingo German and Aroldis Chapman are in the same boat as Osuna, and I’m guessing Brett Gardner isn’t stumping for Elizabeth Warren. Meanwhile, Yankee fans were actively assaulting the Astros’ players and fans throughout the series. You couldn’t have picked a worse counterexample.

“It takes you back to being a kid: You’re out there, you’re sloshing around and your shoes are full of water and mud,” Richard Sherman said. “It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day.”

It is being starred because every enthusiast thinks they are a great driver.