See, here’s the thing: You’re right, there’s no god. But someone died, and believing that they’ll see him again is a comfort to many people. It’s no more or less meaningful than covering the mound in jerseys with his name on them or speaking at his funeral or holding a wake or scattering ashes, because the meaning is…

glad this webstie still supprots the 2nd amendemnt

This us very selfish and could really make people question his dedication to Summer League and basketball in general. Might really hurt his draft stock.

Despite the popularity of the Richter magnitude, Sabermetric analysts agree that it’s a distraction from more relevant stats, like:

Damage Done =[(Casualties x 8.91) + (Gas fires + Collapsed structures)*1.19] * Presidential tweets / Population who felt it)]

“Wah, wah, wah...”

“...enlisting the influential agent Jeff Schwartz of Excel Sports.”

Piers Morgan is a proper cock but I thought the tea-sip was unsporting.

Deadspin offices must have been in a state of complete confusion when VAR took the tying goal for England off the board.

+1812

If England is upset, they can come over here and burn down the White House again. 

A-fucking-men. My body is so conditioned to the school clock that even though school has been out for nearly a month, I am STILL waking up at 6:45, every damn day.  All I want out of these precious few weeks is some goddamned sleep, but noooo, body says it’s time to get up! Kids don’t even come in for anything either,…

Be patient! We will rebuild! We will get to the playoffs before climate change ends us! We promise!

Proposal: contract the Knicks, move the Nets from Barclays to MSG, and rename them the Knicks.

Kyrie to the Mets. Make it happen.

I’m not sure why anyone would expect a well-rounded attitude out of a flat-earther.

Can we just award the cop two free throws for the flop and call it a day..?

So this has to beat Schilling’s bloody sock, right?

“Fuck no I’m not paying you for this. a) That was like 20 years ago and b) I said Big POPPA.”

What got me about the article is how many times the AAF (and upcoming PPL, FFL, and XFLv2) were certain the NFL would embrace them as a development league. If the NFL wanted a development league, there would be a development league. Hell, there WAS a development league (NFLE) and it got shut down because they didn’t…

30 for 30: The AAF: Chuck Ebersol’s Thwarted Dream, Produced by Chuck Ebersol