It’s just like the unemployment numbers, if he doesn’t like them they must be fake.

I would absolutely prefer to see a documentary about this group of friends. It’s the kind of thing I would watch on Netflix on a rainy Sunday, but this movie ruins what would make me want to watch it. (At least, it sounds like it from the description.)

The Itty Bitty Titty Committee, of which I am treasurer, hereby adopts the term “High Fashion Boobs,” and thanks you for your contribution.

That all depends. Is he wearing the elf ears and wig? ‘Cause if so, I’d lose every job I ever had for a piece of that.

That’s the way we used to get doctors and lawyers.

Ugh, such a weird cat.

Do you know how many teens think women urinate out of their vaginas? Do you know how many teens think that you can’t get STDs from oral/anal sex? That using the pull-out method is effective birth control? That douching prevents pregnancy/STDs? That don’t even know about the different phases of a woman’s monthly…

Dear White House Press Corps:

But my emails.

God bless Gia Gunn

It’s kind of weird to me that everyone went straight for she’s-too-smart-for-him, I guess because she’s an MIT prof? I don’t know anything about her (except that her tweets are pretentious and stupid and make her seem pretty insufferable) but as an academic I can attest that I know plenty of useless idiots who have…

I’m sure the logistics of his own corps were top of mind.

Honestly, as much as I liked the show I found the last season and a half to be nearly unwatchable. Positivity is great. But it turned into straight wish fulfillment all of the time, which is dull.

The blotchiness! I like going to classes (in theory now since I’ve been “meaning to go back” for the last 3 years), but inevitably someone will stare at my wide-eyed with concern and ask “ARE YOU OK?!” Yes, it’s just my face, thanks, I’m not stroking out. And this is at the warm up.

There’s also this little nugget about his doucheness.

I really like what Rachel had to say about the whole thing and that she wasn’t afraid to call him out for being out of touch.

That’s the fake tan for the stage. But the blonde hair really sets off the orange of the tan.

The raccoon was identified as a she after she was trapped.