A brown Miata.

without the need to sacrifice your battered bird to Pele for the sake of a good meal

Some say opinions can never be wrong. They are wrong. This is wrong. Skins are the best.

Apparently you’re not familiar with Title K-IX.

If frozen OJ goes away, how will I corner the frozen OJ futures market?

This is all just a big misunderstanding. He said he didn’t want his kids to go to school with “The Juice.” Can you blame him?

Need a guy in a bicycle helmet called “The Stag”. It’s kinda like this:

I demand an apology to capybaras right now!!!

Correct. SACS has already ruled. Put them on probabtion for a year. That probation ended in June.

Their point is that this was a University issue, not an athletic department issue. This was not created as a way for athletes to stay eligible. Thats just plain true. For the NCAA to penalize the Athletic department, it would mean that the Athletic department should have held sway over the College of Arts and…

SACS already ruled. 1 year probation which ended in June of this year.

they just got taken off accreditation probation. its over. let it go.

Not in North Carolina you won’t, Mister!!

Yup.

For those who need to scratch the itch, 4:00:

Ciara was hardly the first person to get boned in England recently by some guy who hasn’t got a clue what he is doing.

Another theory: cop never called it in because everyone would laugh at the guy who couldn’t stop a fat guy in a go kart

- Michael Scott

Couldn’t you then say, by this absolutely ridiculous logic, that George W. Bush was directly responsible for the shooting because he invaded Iraq, which caused Obama to inherit troops there that he needed to pull out?

That's the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this post