We will deliver this car in 2017 for $35k if you give us $1000 now....... April fools!!!

Rick Pitino reportedly impressed by their ability to stay in for ten minutes.

But getting the seeds out of the permagranate is such a pain in the ass.

The last time Seth Davis saw something that deceptively uptempo was O.J.’s bronco

This coming from a country that holds kids “beauty” pageants

I’m surprised they didn’t call it “Drive The Limit Or We’ll Punch These Queers”.

Yeah, man, it’s the sign on the door that keeps predators out of bathrooms.

Torch, can i call you torch? I’m just down the road in Cary, NC and there was already a noticeable increase in police presence around town today. Each year they rename the campaign, I think they let the the 60 year old admins pick the names each year. Anyhow, There will be a cop on the old reedy creek bridge over I40…

Kid: “Why should I hate them?”
Parent: “Because of the bible says so”
K: “What’s a bible?”
P: “It’s a set of rules by god”
K: “So there is a rule that says we have to hate people?”
P: “Well, not really, but there is a strong interpretation of it that shows to some miscontructed theories that possibly, maybe you’re not…

“While we are at it guys, can I have my knife back?” -OJ

Love his attitude. Can we donate to the prosecution?

“Hold this under the backboard.”

Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..

This thing is not ok

No. She’s still in Kentucky

Oh fuck off.

I mean. They know right? Like, they know that when they hop on the recruiting trail to convince some kid named GRAYSON to come to Duke they are throwing gasoline on the fire right?

Doesnt see what all the fuss is about.

Raleigh Durham, Terminal 2 (the new one?) uses gorgeous huge wooden beams.