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If I could march backward in time, I would hope to score in high school as well.

Don’t show them a siphon, it will blow their minds. This one weird trick plumbers don’t want you to know!

It’s a marathon, not a sprint.

Don’t: Use “Trim” in this context, ever again.

At his age, Trump should know a lot about “going soft.”

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Thankfully, it didn’t get off to a bad start like this.

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Apparently, it’s a thing now, and that’s alarming.

thanks blair

Offended Iowans should take the same advice conservatives give to minorities when they are offended: "stop being so sensitive."

Yes, but what does the fox say?

That AA 777 is not polished aluminum. It’s gray paint. The old livery used to feature polished aluminum, the new one does not. Couple of reasons:

As I recall, the new AA livery became necessary when airliners started being manufactured primarily out of carbon fiber, not aluminum. I recall reading that the fuel savings from flying less paint around were approximately the same as the expense of keeping all that aluminum polished regularly.

After a while it gets boring bringing your trucks to the same spot at the far end of the Walmart parking lot and you start thinking “guys, what if maybe there’s more to life”

Crawford is basically a competent version of Frank Drebin masquerading as an umpire.

Just gonna leave this here

Yours wasn’t at all sexy.