This man is IRREPLACEABLE! How would the Vikings ever find an overweight, heavily-bearded, Norse-looking man who can ride a motorcycle in Minnesota?!!?

Prince approves!

I hope those fans leaving early had a good Dr. Pepper Championship Drive home.

Anybody that wears a bow tie to a football game deserves to be sad

Rude knee! Rude knee! Rude knee!

Pardon my language, but what the fuck are you talking about?! Lol.

I was going to say this, but you said it more succinctly and coherently than I could have done. I hate JerseyKid’s post. I hate it. I don’t hate JerseyKid — he’s my brother from the Garden State and we rise above the petty when shit gets real, natch — but I hate the post so much. On the surface it’s just…

Will the Democratic debates be as batshit insane as the three hours we witnessed last night?

i had an aneurysm when Huckabee complained that we don’t cure diseases any more.

It’s a trick, they’re all the same person.

“We have video. 6 games.” - Roger Goodell

At least she isn’t allowed to vote.

Surfs a flaming Suburban into a lake. Leaps from the blazing inferno... and holds his nose like a little girl before he hits the water.

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

Definitely Not Miss Piggy

“This young man needs a lesson! I’d sit him for one quarter against SMU, and three whole quarters against Lamar!”

I’ve always thought it best to teach a new stick driver to feel where the clutch grabs at idle before telling them to raise the revs. A good driver on flat ground shouldn’t need 3,000 rpm to start rolling away.

He will always be Mitch to me