lmsalman
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lmsalman

Rude knee! Rude knee! Rude knee!

Pardon my language, but what the fuck are you talking about?! Lol.

I was going to say this, but you said it more succinctly and coherently than I could have done. I hate JerseyKid’s post. I hate it. I don’t hate JerseyKid — he’s my brother from the Garden State and we rise above the petty when shit gets real, natch — but I hate the post so much. On the surface it’s just

Will the Democratic debates be as batshit insane as the three hours we witnessed last night?

i had an aneurysm when Huckabee complained that we don’t cure diseases any more.

It’s a trick, they’re all the same person.

“We have video. 6 games.” - Roger Goodell

At least she isn’t allowed to vote.

Surfs a flaming Suburban into a lake. Leaps from the blazing inferno... and holds his nose like a little girl before he hits the water.

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

Definitely Not Miss Piggy

“This young man needs a lesson! I’d sit him for one quarter against SMU, and three whole quarters against Lamar!”

I’ve always thought it best to teach a new stick driver to feel where the clutch grabs at idle before telling them to raise the revs. A good driver on flat ground shouldn’t need 3,000 rpm to start rolling away.

Mooove Bitch

He will always be Mitch to me

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.