Tar2008Heel

9/19/15

Rude knee! Rude knee! Rude knee!

9/18/15

Pardon my language, but what the fuck are you talking about?! Lol.

9/17/15

I was going to say this, but you said it more succinctly and coherently than I could have done. I hate JerseyKid’s post. I hate it. I don’t hate JerseyKid — he’s my brother from the Garden State and we rise above the petty when shit gets real, natch — but I hate the post so much. On the surface it’s just…

9/17/15

Will the Democratic debates be as batshit insane as the three hours we witnessed last night?

9/17/15

i had an aneurysm when Huckabee complained that we don’t cure diseases any more.

9/16/15

It was made out of a pencil case. Besides, only an idiot mistakes plasticine with plastic explosive. Plasticine:

9/15/15

It’s a trick, they’re all the same person.

9/15/15

9/13/15

“We have video. 6 games.” - Roger Goodell

9/11/15

The Nick Offerman version should be the alternative video:

“This is how I make firewood. I chop down a tree, cut it into smaller pieces and then burn them. I don’t sell it because people are lazy, and they should get their own damn firewood.”

9/10/15

“Are you sure this is the woman you saw in the post office?” – Joe Friday
“Absolutely. Who could forget such a monstrous visage? She has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of the career criminal.” – C.M. Burns
“Uh, sir, phrenology was dismissed as quackery a hundred-sixty years ago.” – Mr. Smithers
“Of course you’d…

9/10/15

At least she isn’t allowed to vote.

9/9/15

Surfs a flaming Suburban into a lake. Leaps from the blazing inferno... and holds his nose like a little girl before he hits the water.

9/8/15

9/5/15

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

9/1/15

Definitely Not Miss Piggy

9/1/15

You’re thinking small.

8/31/15

Illegal immigration is not the issue here, that is just being used as a dog whistle for Racism.

8/20/15

“This young man needs a lesson! I’d sit him for one quarter against SMU, and three whole quarters against Lamar!”

8/12/15

I’ve always thought it best to teach a new stick driver to feel where the clutch grabs at idle before telling them to raise the revs. A good driver on flat ground shouldn’t need 3,000 rpm to start rolling away.