lmsalman
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lmsalman

Mooove Bitch

He will always be Mitch to me

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the

Not driving properly was her intention. Not following the laws, ignoring signage and traffic control devices was intentional. Just as allowing yourself to become distracted is intentional. Driving under the influence of prescription medication is intentional.

And as the acts are intentional, any incident that happens

Even though most plane crashes are accidental, we don’t call them “accidents”. By avoiding the “accident” label, we are motivated to identify a specific cause behind every crash, and to fix that cause.

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

14th amendment, bro.

Is it appropriate to refuse to talk with the other party until authorities arrive? Aside from exchanging insurance info, of course.

I had a close call with a Fiat a week or so ago. The shortest version of the story is that they must not have bothered to read the road markings that indicated that there were TWO right

does the LA one have perfect weather but annoying cunts everywhere?

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

It looks like a 2-lane road on google maps. My guess would be that the drivers are instructed to stay completely in the traffic lane to make sure traffic stops. Looks like this asshole went by on the shoulder.

Well it’s illegal to pass a school bus that’s stopped regardless of what side you pass on, so...

I occasionally feel unsafe on that road in my Miata, let alone this thing.

“That’s pretty much how shopping works, too, by the way. Unless you just have terrible taste.”

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They ran. They ran at first in terror, then in desire, once I distributed leaflets explaining how much more efficient this was. I drove onto the lawn at Weaver Street and revved the engine until about half the women there were pregnant.

"It's pronounced US-PISS"

Frostilicus

"Moon pies. What a time to be alive."