But this can’t be!  He was a great man!  A Five Star Man even!

Harrison Ford apparently replacing William Hurt

Best approach: Recast Kang, and simply don’t comment on the fact that he looks different. The characters don’t need to acknowledge it. It’s the same character played by a different actor, it’s happened before, it doesn’t need in-world explanations.

*Kevin Feige bursts into the room inexplicably wearing a Chiquita Banana costume*

Nobody cares about The High Evolutionary outside of Guardians vol. 3. Just recast Kang with Chukwudi Iwuji and either say High Evolutionary was a variant or ignore it entirely.

If Antman can kick your ass, you’re not much of a threat anyway.

Phases 4 and 5 will hereon in be referred to as the “gas leak phases”

One of the twins killed himself, too. Good luck getting people to not think of that.

And that person conveniently forgot that the phenomenon also affects the INGREDIENTS you would use at HOME.  But I guess s/he needed a place to vent.

Judgy much? Nowhere did the article say people should eat entirely processed foods. And I don’t know about you, but a stand mixer and pasta rolling attachment (not to mention the wasted ingredients testing recipes) are a pretty expensive way to avoid buying a box of Ritz crackers for an office potluck.

Oh yay! Another tired ‘you just don’t understand the nature of business’ genius. The sad truth is that a whole lot of families can’t afford any other options or easily ‘spend more time and money on the healthy options’.

The purpose of this article was to discuss how corporations cutting costs have affected the taste of foods, not their nutritional quality. Health is always important to keep in mind, but it is not the only notable thing about food to discuss. If you are so health-conscious as to insert your opinion where the topic was…

I assume that giving Zach Snyder any money at this point is yet another one of Hollywood’s ridiculous accounting practices so they can always claim a loss.

Sometimes you have to put out actual trash in order to maintain appearances.

“....... I'M A FIVE STAR MAN!!"

That’s straight up Tracy Jordan behaviour (and yes, I’m doing my 3rd rewatch of 30 Rock).

“I haven’t concluded it, hence the ‘I’m sure’”

You seem like you don't tip waiters

When your defence of someone is “everyone else does it too!” or “It’s always been that way!” you might need to rethink your choice to defend him.

Star? It’s a direct to Disney+ series. He’s a tv guy. He got lucky with a voice acting gig in Toy Story. Tom Hanks is a Star. Tim Allen is not. No one is beating down Tim Allen’s door to do anything that’s not a sequel to something from 20-30 years ago.

Doesn’t matter, he’s working with other people, fellow professionals who deserve a baseline of respect, and (former) star status doesn’t excuse him from basic decency, which it sounds like Allen has very little of