Wow High on Life and Minecraft. Does anyone know if the driving force originally behind Forza is also a terrible human being?

I have diabetes, i am just hoping for some regular un-sweet fucking tea. I sure iced tea would make a comeback. Restaurants with decent iced tea.

Yep, Halo Infinite is 100% finished and does not need... oh, wait, hang on, my producer is telling me the game still needs tons of work.  So why the fuck are they laying off developers?  Got any other stupid comments, bootlicker?

All of these executive jerkoffs know that none of us believe this bullshit, right? That we know it’s just them being dishonest with us?

Microsoft only had a net income of $72.7B for 2022, so I can see how they just couldn’t possibly afford to keep those people employed.

I haven’t seen The Menu but isn’t this The Menu?

They didn’t find “direct evidence”? Meaning they did find evidence, but it was plausbly deniable, so they made him do a performative apology and went right back to pretending nothing was wrong?

Most of these so-called “influencers” are so disconnected from reality and live in their own made up universes that common sensibilities are lost on them. He’s learned nothing, will learn nothing, and at best he’ll attempt to put on a mask on his streams to try and make people think he has 

He’s taking it seriously, after getting fired for not taking it seriously while he was suspended for not taking it seriously.

Naw. Fuck this guy and his weirdo cult.

Is this really that big of a problem where an article is needed? 

I prefer ignorance.

The title of this article has real “The Onion making fun of Lifehacker” vibes.

This should be a slide show... just wait for it

Apparently not inviting someone to a private party is now “disinviting” them and ... a thing?

Because she threw a party at her own home with only the people she wanted to invite- none of whom were nearly as young as the author of this article. What a BITCH.

This is one of those posts that makes me wonder if Peter Thiel isn’t such a bad guy after all.

What the f*ck is the point of this article? The author writes like a butt-hurt tween.

I can’t find my notes...do we hate Jen now?

This was a very enjoyable movie.