Oh my god, of COURSE they got the substack asshole to be their PR person. Of course they did.

Another reminder that if they are fighting against it, it means that it will be better for the employees. If unions truly would end up getting the employees lesser pay raises and other benefits, they would push that harder than anything else in the world for all employees to get into.

“a small minority of employees shouldn’t get to choose on behalf of all their colleagues.”

Upgrades to cards making them more powerful would basically kill a game like this, unless you had incredibly tight matchmaking.

Shit-birds of a feather flock together.

She’s literally married to a Heritage Foundation ghoul. Activision really loves hiring the worst people in the country.

Dude answered your question. Piss up a rope.

If we don’t get a code for the game, we can’t review it ahead of time. Simple as that. 

When was the last time adding Jezebel to the mix elevated anything? Sometime well before Spanfeller murdered Deadspin, at least.

Yeah if you need to do a preflight check list before you put on a headset then the technology is fundamentally doomed. Facebook has failed to learn the simple lesson of the Gameboy of 30 years ago. It was a big success because anyone could pick it up and play it. 

This checklist is one of the reasons people aren’t interested in VR. Its too much work and too much money for too little payoff.

Disseminating hyperbolic stories about people passing out during horror movies or posting “doctors” by the auditorium for distressed audiences is an age-old hype technique. And judging by the ages and tweet history of some of these “fans…” this is just another iteration of the same thing.

“Competitive” players...that’s your first problem. 

Also, there’s nothing wrong with heating water in a microwave to make a cup of tea. You hear that, British people? I hardly ever drink tea, and there’s no point in wasting money and cabinet space (let alone counter space) on an appliance I would use only a couple times a year. I eat way more toast and drink way more…

There is no intelligent life on TikTok.

Lots of frozen foods come with frozen sauce packets. Assuming you want the sauce defrosted in the time it takes to heat the rest of the food, you need to do something to speed the process up.

Good Lord, social media is a curse. Haha, remember waiting an hour or more for frozen tv dinners to heat up in the oven? That was fun.

Because you had a prophecy that a decade later they would do something like this? Can I have upcoming lotto numbers? 

Looks like both!

Depends on the language of the waivers, and there are things that a waiver cannot actually waive.