“After two years of making cocktails at home, consumers are bored of the staples that they can create themselves,” Clark says.

When you drive across state lines with the intention to murder people, it can’t really be called self defense.

That sure is a lot of words for "I'm a bigot trying to defend a murderer"

So let’s talk about it honestly. A child with an illegally obtained firearm crossed state lines and, while only equipped with said gun (instead of the first aid he claimed to possess), brandished it at multiple unarmed civilians. After being called out for being the punk he was, he shot and killed an unarmed man after…

Wait I thought the right always complained when there was politics in our entertainment?

He went looking for a fight and found one.  That isn’t self defense, except in Wisconsin and Florida.

Who would have guessed that a company named “Nordic Empire Games” would develop a game about murdering civil rights protesters?

If god didn’t want me to clean out my ears with a qtip why did he put a button in there that feels oh so so good when I hit it?

It’s almost like the law was designed this way by... wealthy corporate donors?

Nah, couldn’t be. 

...it’s almost as if we live in a nation with precious little respect or protection for regular working people!

I maybe get the not being able to sue a co-worker, but seems like not being able to sue your employer for damages is suspect, and leaves employees unprotected

Everytime someone starts whining about this, they never explain what those things that NFTs can actually be used for are, and how they’re better than existing methods.

Okay, name one thing. A new thing it brings to the table or improves upon.

That’s because there isn’t anything they can be used for that isn’t already being done with simpler technology.  

That “Yavn eht nioj” song they kept playing sure was a banger !

Guys, it’s been years of this now. Never. Trust. Reactions. From. Preview. Screenings.

God they really did just turn this site into a PR firm for the studios.

Every movie these days is the ‘best’ and ‘emotional’ and full of the crowd cheering. I’m so thrilled to live in an age where every blockbuster film is better than the last and absolutely not just a Moneygoround fueled by clicks and nostalgia. 

The current crop of Jez writers is even worse than the clowns who allowed that piece to see the light of day. 

Ketchup absolutely belongs on hot dogs, and I’ll die on that hill.