Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

“Sir, I pulled you over because the time-averaged derivative of your location measured by this laser interferometer has exceeded the specified local maximum.”

Little short on the post quota this week there Tom?

You know it wasn’t a Mustang because it turned away from the pedestrians.

It’s NASCAR. No rights, only lefts.

Apparently two wrongs do make a right.

Way more useful than algebra.

My pizza dinner is a rapidly depreciating asset.

was given the car as a birthday present the day before.

GUARDS! SEIZE HIM!

Goofs who insist on ordering their car from the factory with a third pedal and a big dumb toggle switch.

Maybe they partnered with Red Bull?

This should be retitled “The 10 Dumbest Ways to Use Zip Ties.”

Polymer engineer?

Watching paint dry

Only in the Model R.

So witches float and wizards sink?

I thought owning a Prius was it’s own chastity belt.

According to Hyundai, a fat guy sat on the back bumper.