with a PHD in Rumorology!

Kara the official Jez Beyologist.

I love RENT

Also, it’s irrelevant if the poor people can find a way to get drugs (such as through prostitution as trade or using money from that; or being in the drug trade). That’s a separate issue from whether they should be given food.

I have a family member that is not very bright (common sense wise). He supports Trump and I’ve tried to talk politics with him and get him to see that Trump is pond scum but no. That is an impossible task. If I say “he mistreats women” and give examples- he says “ no, that’s media stuff. He loves women. He’s said so…

Not American, don’t live there, but am I the only one hoping that Elizabeth Warren will some day rule the world? In her amazing, gracious, polite, powerful af way? The crush I have on her, it’s a thing of beauty. Ship her over, we’ll name her Empress of Europe or something and she can rule together with Angela Merkel.

Imagine being told that if you worked hard just like your parents did you would get the same opportunities they would, so you go into life expecting that just by the sheer power of your effort you will succeed. Only now ten other people are vying for your job who grew up hearing the same thing.

What, besides the cheeky euphemism I use for my corn-cob shaped member?

THANK YOU FOLKS! MAKE SURE TO TIP YOUR WAITRESSES!

It’s not the first time Grandma has been woken up with a banana, amirite?

I’m sorry crazy person but no, you don’t get to decide what the “topic” is in my comment thread. I’m replying to one small section of the post Clover wrote where she surmised that Dudes sit with their legs akimbo because of their penises. I’m allowed to do that, even if you feel it’s a digression from the larger issue…

Sweet Christmas. I always forget just how much people lose their goddamn minds on this topic.

Well played, with the added benefit that I imagined this being said by Colin Firth (autocorrect suggested “colon girth” which...). This may be influenced by my Alan Rickman movie marathon, where I’m currently watching “Gambit.”

It just amused me so much. I just pictured a bunch of men with linebacker shoulders and teensy waists tipping over on subways at the slightest change in speed. Like man dominoes. Helpless against the forces of gravity, saved only by extra wide stance while seated.

I like you and I bet your penis is just excellent but it is no Gladys Knight.

Your Pips are the size of two subway seats? Dude, see a doctor immediately!

“Always.”

Also as a woman in tech, you have to be aggressive to get ANYONE to listen to you and get anything done.

Anyone notice that at :48, Trump says “he’s got a lotta...” and makes a little motion where he mimes pointing something at the inside of his elbow? I saw another rally where someone was protesting, and Trump said “I think if I sat down with these protesters, I could convince them, unless, of course, they have a drug…

I think your comment is pregnant. Because it missed a lot of periods.

A bodypillow and a vibrator fixes that for me.