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What’s sad about his insistence that he has minority friends that tell him he’s right is that he think he has friends at all.

Trump is like a sentient Onion article that doesn’t realize it was born in satire.

My first question was, HE HAS FANS?? WTF.

I’m still trying to figure out what he means by “they’re out.” Like, executed? “Sorry, Dave, but you really haven’t been keeping up with your spreadsheets, you filed your taxes late, and you’ve eaten Cheetos for dinner three days in a row. We’ve graded you as an F, and if you’ll just come with us to the Trump…

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!

Dear Bill, you can’t sue your way back to a good reputation.

This new statement comes despite the fact that Cosby previously admitted under oath to drugging women he wanted to sleep with.

“Other people will then play the role of rescuers, also armed with cardboard weapons.”

I thought I’d at least try to facilitate discussion. I have argued with other people (fruitlessly) on the internet who were arguing in favor of those morons from a while back carrying assault rifles into family restaurants as a “demonstration” of their 1st amendment rights....my point being, “Okay, so if I’m that…

I’m a UT student, and some things people should know:
These groups are staging their little “protest” during our finals week, in the middle of the day, when we’re all rushing around trying to take our tests. This is the week when we’re most likely to be stressed and at our breaking point. These assholes could’ve picked…

I was a freshman when Colton Tooley came on campus and started shooting. I was in my classroom and remember the professors and SWAT teams keeping us there while I cried and regretted my decision of coming to the US to study.

“Officer, I’m sorry that he’s dead, but I was just walking across campus and I saw this guy running at people with what looked to be a gun. I was afraid for my life and for the lives of others, so I shot him.

So let’s make it MORE fictional. Storm troopers. Iron Man. All 13 Doctors. The entire cast of Attack on Titan. Let’s make a new narrative.

Oh look, ammosexuals playing out a hero fantasy where they save the day. Bunch of dudes running around UT with cardboard guns and erections sounds like a great time to me.

How can plus be equal? It’s been a while since I’ve taken rudimentary math, but I’m pretty sure + and = are completely different functions of an equation.

Was almost certainly part of an ad buy with Refinery. In my experience, the brands like them because they feel like it’s an opportunity to engage with their customer in a fairly neutral way—it actually probably generated more positive or at least interesting conversation around their brand than they usually get,…

“It’s worth pointing out, first of all, that no one, not even Lord of Outer Darkness Dick Cheney, thinks this is a good plan.”

I did a BDSM scene with the man mentioned in your links, and I 100% believe her (although I believe any woman who speaks out; it’s a very scary position to be in). While he did not rape me, he did not maintain my boundaries in the slightest and I had to kick him out of where we were playing. And I thought, as we all…

ME. It's not dessert goddam it.