So good....

Yeah, but when you do it in the way she did it, (ie 5 paragraphs dismissing everything he’s saying as some kind of stan thing for FDR, and 1 sentence that basically amounts to a “jk”), the overall tone of the piece is dismissive of Bernie Sanders.

Oh, honey, please what is this amateur nonsense. I am the Queen of Sleep. I am a sleep pro. You get an A for effort, but your execution is all wrong.

Worst of all? This was the text:

Baby goose stepping, in this case.

Usually I say that when people make Holocaust analogies they are being inflammatory and flat out idiotic (“abortion is like the Holocaust” “gun control is what the Nazis did” etc.), but in this case it’s ACTUALLY TRUE.

What every fancy bitch needs? A bidet. But it’s not always easy to just plow some room in your bathroom to put one next to your toilet. So next best thing is this bidet seat that replaces your toilet seat. You can set it to heat so in those cold winter nights when you need a midnight tinkle, you can enjoy the warmth…

The flag of our people. We’d raise it high, but we can’t figure out how that flagpole rope thingy works exactly.

ok but I need to wear that outfit every single day for the rest of my fucking life thanks.

Also, as someone who has fallen off a sidewalk more than once, I can attest that some of us just aren’t meant for walking in an upright fashion at all points in time. And don’t get me started on how often I turn too soon around a…

I’ll save you the disappointment.

First off, nobody mentioned actual violence by a pastor or other religious leader. You did. And show me one place in America that this has happened without law enforcement getting involved. One.

I promise I have a strategic reason for doing this, but you’re right, Thanksgiving jokes would be good and I will take that under advisement

I hate when he turns up out of the blue, uninvited.

“Earlier this year, good guys did indeed avert an attack aboard a Paris train: three Americans, including two off-duty members of the U.S. Armed Forces.”

OK, now we get to do Texas-bashing again and call an entire state shitty because of some of its shitty politicians. Can we call it what it is please? We can attack Abbott and the Republican base that supports him without losing the ability to see people for what they are. Turn it around- would you call Syria a shitty…

A. I can’t think of a more efficient way to churn out more religious militants than by giving an official U.S. government seal of approval to oppressing said religious groups.

The toaster one reminds me of the time one of the librarians smelled food and tracked it down to a woman who was sitting at a reading desk with a crock pot plugged in underneath it, cooking chicken stew.

That is a beautiful piece of fabric that you have chosen to show, indeed, as are all fabrics. I salute you. Muslin, Jute, Chintzianity, Silkh, Buddcloth, even Satin worshipping, are all part of a broader cloth.

I swear there’s a weird correlation between mean girls and the inability to punctuate properly.

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