I prefer to think he was using the royal “we”, the majestic plural. You know, him and the voices in his head.

What’s the over/under on catching him with a male prostitute and a duffel bag of meth and viagra? A week? Two weeks?

Which is why I only stay in tents, hung from trees.

Horrible coworkers clearly bullying a person with food allergies by eating all their birthday ice cream. Come on.

I hope someone runs on stage and cuts his head off then Hillary comes out and starts playing guitar.

Rebellious Lane Kim is my style icon, forever and always.

Especially with purple hair (aka horrible HORRIBLE wig)

STFU I fucking loved this jacket, especially for her

In defense of caps like the pink leather one - I know this guy who wears them a lot, though not in pink leather. He has a terrific sense of style, I trust his fashion sense over my own. He looks amazing in these caps and other hats and gets tons of compliments. OK I may be a little biased because I am his dad and he’s…

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twenty years ago, I worked the late shift at a cheap burger place in southern Virginia.

we were supposed to close on Sundays at 9pm, but there was a local fundamentalist church nearby, and they often showed up ten minutes before close. It was cool, they had done this for years, and we always planned extra staff and…

i find $2 bills to be convenient.

Okay, guys. Not cool. CLEARLY the “Do you know who the fuck I am” guy had amnesia, and genuinely needed the help. Maybe he’s a secret double-agent from the Mars rebellion. Or maybe he’s just from a soap opera. But either way, that was clearly a cry for help, which would have led to a cool ‘80s sci-fi action movie.

There’s a new commercial on Hulu for United Methodist Churches that says “Church can happen anywhere” ...that phrase really scares me for some reason...like I’m going to wake up in my house, go downstairs, and there’s church going on.... gives me the chills.

Oh, oh, I couldn’t let this pass. I’m so, so sorry you and your family went through this. I can identify, and I know how hard it is. My spouse is an Episcopal priest and once wasn’t offered a job because I worked for Planned Parenthood. I go by my maiden name in my professional work and don’t tell anyone I work in…

Set phasers to STUNNING!

Uhm, excuse me... your article was incomplete. Here. I fixed it for you. Behold the Stewart. Bald before bald was cool. All hail Sir Patrick!

So, Little Ms. Kim lied. What’s a few lies after openly being a bible based bigot?

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

The thing that drives me batshit crazy about this whole thing is that Apostolic Christians don’t believe that Catholics are real Christians! Why is she so excited to meet the head of the Catholic Church if she believes Catholics are going to hell?! (Answer: Because she’s an attention whore.)

Congratulations, and I hope that your lives together are full of married bliss. ;-) We got married in a local park and dealt with plenty of whining re: “No dinner? No ALCOHOL?” I won’t ever regret it because we bought a house for our second anniversary.