Eat slowly? But then, less food in mouth…

I cheered when Michaela gave Figgy a postmortem "Bye, Felicia." Then Jay essentially "Bye, Felicia"ed her with his "Yeah, I did it" moment. Well played, editors.

Lido Shuffle! 10/10! This would be a pantheon episode even without it, but SO MUCH YES!

I wish the show would stop pretending the tribe swaps are "shocking" and "unexpected." Literally every season where the tribes have been split by some demographic (age, gender, race, job, etc.) they've done a swap around episode 4 or 5. It would be legitimately shocking if for once they just let the horrible casting…

Becca interned with Frosty, Heidi, and Frank. I wish she'd have interned with The Woody Show or Kevin & Bean.

So four episodes in the show seems to be about Adam, Michaela, David, Ken, CeCe, and who cares.

There was a contest on their Facebook page. My roommate entered and won. They told us that they cycle the sweepstakes year-round, so monitor their FB page to see when it rolls around again.

The show, along with a company that does mystery encounters, runs a Sunday Funday event in L.A. I got to do it a few weeks ago. Brunch, scavenger hunt, improv lessons, and free pinball, plus a shit ton of booze. So much fun!

Two things about that awful texting discussion at Tribal Council:
1) Probst decided that "u" instead of "you" was more "efficient." Please, tell me what all those kids are doing with the extra free time they have from typing two fewer letters.
2) Despite Paul et al talking about how they type out complete words when…

To this day my favorite is from 2003, the look of abject horror on Barbra Streisand's face as she had to announce that Eminem had won Original Song, capped off by him not even being there as he was asleep on his couch after playing with his daughter, certain that he'd never win.