I just recognized them from local events. They’re all over Wendy’s facebook page.

Hey, it’s Lindsay, not Lindsey. Can you correct? Thanks!

I before E except after C, or when sounding as A as in neighbor or weigh. Except weird.

I had not thought of it in that light, I love this message.

These are getting nicer. Where's the comedy?

I seriously read an article about that on Jezebel like... last week. Oh wait, here it is: http://jezebel.com/5972848/the-breast-is-best-policy-and-why-breastfeeding-should-receive-the-same-kind-of-medical-attention-as-erectile-dysfunction

Anybody want to pull a Texas AM with me and get started on a human chain?

Because they come in fun colors and and cost $27 for five pairs. I don't just wear them when I'm trying to get laid, I wear them when I fucking want to.

Why was I not contacted to participate in the charting of these episodes?

They were talking about him making a move for Governor next year, but with the way Christie handled Sandy, it's pretty much over for that. I haven't heard anything about President, but everyone knows he won't run for a seat he might not get. He's too valuable for that. Fingers crossed for 2020.

You know who made that sign behind his head? I did. Finally, my claim to fame.

Aww, she's an expressive little puppy!

Her full name is Belle Bea Arthur Coleman, Electric Boogaloo II

I agree with thinking about renaming this article. This is heartbreaking, I cried, but it looks like the kind of headline a pro-lifer would cite in an argument in favor of a 24 hour waiting period for abortions. And women who live hundreds of miles from a clinic can't afford a 24 hour waiting period, too.

Random MN shout out!

I have no sympathy for a woman who steals four wedding bands from veteran seniors and pawned the jewelry to pay for her drug habit. The victims were a group of the most vulnerable citizens, she had a second woman do the pawning to avoid getting caught, and her motive was a drug habit. Go to rehab, it's how you handle…

Yeah, this story is written with too much sympathy.

Was it the cash cab?

People spend their money on what they love. They spared no expense on their pet's well-being during a flight. Should we not feel bad because she had a ton of money and is sort of famous?

Yepp, when I was pregnant they knew. And I couldn't have a baby at the time so I promise you I wasn't updating about it.