“You’ll fit right in here.” — BBQ lady, while looking at the grill.

Around five years old is humans’ natural biological weaning age. Thus the replacement of the “milk teeth.”

The penis thing I guess I can understand, even though it’s stupid, but a breast? A six-year-old kid has had more recent intimate contact with a female breast than I have.

Sheila’s daffy, so it’s understandable she’d be delusional, but no one else has bothered to clue her in on adoption requirements? Just being married doesn’t automatically get you approved as an adoptive parent, especially not being married to an unemployed terminal alcoholic in a coma.

“Adam and Hannah are strangely compatible, yes, but that’s the versions of themselves that haven’t gone off to Iowa for two years or become big-time stage actors, respectively.”

It was really Liam who screwed up: 1) Taking someone else’s drugs without permission and then 2) doing way too much of them, ODing, ruining everyone’s night, racking up a bundle of medical bills, and getting Fiona in legal trouble. Yeah, she shouldn’t have been sleeping with her boss, much less his creepy asshole…

The monitor radios a box in your house, which periodically phones home to the probation/parole department. Even with GPS-enabled monitors, that data doesn’t set off an alarm until the department receives and reviews it, at which point they can see where you’ve been. Nobody is going to survey your property boundaries…

Still not how an ankle monitor works.

Not necessarily; almost no real-world gunfight goes on long enough to require reloading. Also Kermit is clearly a nut. However, that was some goofy unrealistic business with a grenade launcher being sold out the back of a van. (To say nothing of it being touted as a home defense weapon.) Illegal arms retailers don’t…

That is so not how ankle monitors work.

When I saw the headline I thought he was going for contrarian, but he makes a pretty good case. I’ve always liked the song but I never thought about it this way before.

The numbers are quite dissimilar. New York City’s population was 20X that of pre-Katrina New Orleans’, and the death toll around +700.

She lives in that nice big house now… Did they ever establish what she does for a living?

Fewer than 2,000 people died in Katrina, or ~0.4% of the New Orleans population — less for the greater area. Say three in a thousand, and that’s probably on the high side. That’s still a lot of people to all die in one event, but the chance that any of them would be relevant to this particular investigation/story is…

And how was it that that particular group of zombies just happened to have wandered over from 28 Days Later?

Staid and dry? What the hell kind of hyperactive MTV astronomy videos are they having you kids watch these days?

More the Michael Pitt from Funny Games and Hedwig.

Michael Pitt edges him out for punchability, IMHO.

Grind the gears off your gaskets?  Good thing Savage isn't writing for Car Talk, because that doesn’t make any sense to anyone who knows what a gasket is.

I don’t care how purty she is, she better wipe down that counter.