Yeah but if she’s going to die anyway it’d be a lot more satisfying to take him with her than some girl who doesn’t even have any lines.

I wouldn’t expect a cool rational calculation, but I’d expect her rage to be targeted more at the nearby man responsible than the innocent cowering girl.

When Catelyn dove under Frey’s table, why did she grab a hostage that Walder would obviously not give a shit about when Walder was sitting right there? A couple feet to the right and she’d have had a knife to his balls, as well as more protection than standing in the open surrounded by enemies.

Pretty sure I've seen a sitcom episode involving a plastic jar of semen intended for artificial insemination but wacky mixups ensue. Don't remember the show but I'm seeing Paul Reiser's face in my head so maybe Mad About You?

He looks like Dana Carvey doing a Gary Oldman impression.

They had more than a couple hundred bucks for a truck full of fireworks and weed. And that sewer pipe repair isn't going to be cheap either.

Not the driver of the zombie van, the driver of the SUV gets shot standing next to the Governor, who looks mildly irritated. It happened pretty quick.

A couple hundred bucks, they coulda rented a ground-penetrating radar for a day instead of all that scattershot digging.

Three casualties at least. Axel, the Governor's driver, and the guy up on the guard tower. But yeah, in a scenario where ammo and gunsmithing resources are scarce, tactics should shift to reflect that. Blowing rounds into the air, for no reason, on full auto, out of a $5000 Steyr that you almost certainly don't have…

And how the Governor is a deadeye (no pun intended) with his very first ill-advised and improbable long-range headshot, sniping essentially a random unarmed bystander instead of waiting for a more high-value target to pop up. Subsequently he can't hit the broad side of a detention block, despite not being motivated to…

That might be the equivalent if in your hypothetical episode Hannah encountered exactly one person.

Whitacre's line about "all those syllables just for 'pen'" is wrong, though. "Kugelschreiber" specifically means ballpoint pen.  (I don't know if it also covers the fancier kinds of "rolling writers" or whatever that are never referred to as ballpoint but they still have a ball in the point and work basically the same…

NBA players have to dress "business casual" for press conferences, while travelling to/from games, when at a game on the DL, and at any official event, or they get fined. They don't want to wear polo shirts and khakis, but they're not allowed to wear bling, so Urkel is what a lot of them end up with.

NBA players have to dress "business casual" for press conferences, while travelling to/from games, when at a game on the DL, and at any official event, or they get fined. They don't want to wear polo shirts and khakis, but they're not allowed to wear bling, so Urkel is what a lot of them end up with.

The part where they beat up the Washington Square Park weed dealer with a skateboard is some kind of skinny little white kid's tough-guy fantasy. For one thing, that shit would never happen in a million years; for another, nobody except naive new NYU freshmen from out of town has ever been dumb enough to buy the bunk…

Dude has been in lockup for god knows how long, he hasn’t been able to keep up with the hep new jive.

Dude has been in lockup for god knows how long, he hasn’t been able to keep up with the hep new jive.

He is demonstrably a liar: Either he was lying initially (and again now,) or he was lying when he recanted. Can’t have that both ways.

He is demonstrably a liar: Either he was lying initially (and again now,) or he was lying when he recanted. Can’t have that both ways.

I don’t know how many people here are big Elmo fans, I can’t abide the damn thing myself.