Her article is not saying that your institution is merely turning a blind eye to sexual assault. That is a strawman argument. She’s saying that your policies are parochial, inadequate, and in some scenarios, actively dangerous (for example, forbidding students from being in opposite gender dorms functioning to…

I guess this means I’ll have to stop bragging about my breakthrough journalistic triumph during high school, which took the administration to task over not letting us eat lunch outside.