The Zeroth Binarian Church of Glendale, of which I am Archbishop, welcomes all beings, sentient or otherwise, into its mathematically-defined embrace.

Satanic Temples are pro-LGBT.

... Ah yes. Stop playing it.

Finally something to do in Read Dead-..

The single player was a 30$ experience

Other than the No. 21 jersey and the packaging, there’s nothing about the doll that indicates it’s Sean Taylor.

That’s not entirely fair.  We give a flying fuck about the troops whenever a football players kneels during the anthem to protest police brutality.

“My socks are hard to put on because my hips are getting tight. My right leg is always shorter than the left so my back is always locked. Acid reflux is messing up my vocal cords. Jaw is sore some mornings. Nightmares.”

7-9 grain toast. 

“We can invest this money in public needs, or we can use it to allow these business owners to make even more money.”

J.J. Abrams is baaaaaaack, baby!

Seriously, wth

You think Kingman isn’t racist? Ask a Hualapai tribal member sometime.

For a game I’ve never played before, I find these updates strangely fascinating. 

As a hetero male, auto swipe-lefts include any of the following in a woman’s Tinder profile:

These are great! I love that they don’t just look like anime, they look like old anime.

Gold is more associated with money, greed, ect. These don’t jump out at you as being shoes of champions, they feel more like what Donald Trump wears to the golf course.

Deadpool Can Fuck Right Off - A Totally Objective Review By Shawn Cooke. Totally Objective, You Guys.