I think it’s because people associate scooters with toys/novelties and not as vehicles.

Man, you missed “The Boy on Fire” - biggest “oh fuck” moment for me.

The Zeroth Binarian Church of Glendale, of which I am Archbishop, welcomes all beings, sentient or otherwise, into its mathematically-defined embrace.

Satanic Temples are pro-LGBT.

... Ah yes. Stop playing it.

Finally something to do in Read Dead-..

The single player was a 30$ experience

Other than the No. 21 jersey and the packaging, there’s nothing about the doll that indicates it’s Sean Taylor.

That’s not entirely fair.  We give a flying fuck about the troops whenever a football players kneels during the anthem to protest police brutality.

“My socks are hard to put on because my hips are getting tight. My right leg is always shorter than the left so my back is always locked. Acid reflux is messing up my vocal cords. Jaw is sore some mornings. Nightmares.”

7-9 grain toast. 

You know you have a gambling problem when you have a gambling card and you deny having a gambling problem.

What’s great about this is that by the end you’re playing an 8-bit game :D

“We can invest this money in public needs, or we can use it to allow these business owners to make even more money.”

J.J. Abrams is baaaaaaack, baby!

Seriously, wth

You think Kingman isn’t racist? Ask a Hualapai tribal member sometime.

For a game I’ve never played before, I find these updates strangely fascinating. 

As a hetero male, auto swipe-lefts include any of the following in a woman’s Tinder profile: