I thought we were already settled on Oprah/Beyonce 2020...

I would probably respond to this article, Drew, but I need to check with George Soros on what liberal talking points and affirmations I need for this subject. As a paid protester and actor hired by Open Society Foundations, I want to properly represent my opinion that aligns with His (Soros) views.

“I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

Isn’t this the same guy who cowered in fear during a pre-election campaign speech when someone came within 20 feet of him?

anytime someone brags about “how they got up at 5 am to go to work early” is an idiot. Just get your work done in the time you’re supposed to be there, and go home to your family you dumb asshole.

Just gotta get through this, Melania, she thinks as she walks through the whispering wood. Just gotta get through this.

have you tried any of the extract stuff? i got a hold of one of these and got a glimpse of the future: https://jettyextracts.com/

“Oh, you want that great looking car you saw in the commercial. Yeah, no, sorry, we can’t do that. How about this tarted-up Chevy equinox, though? Would you like that instead?”

Cadillac’s head of marketing has it half right, people WILL be lured by beautiful cars and they will buy them no matter how bad they are or how unreliable (I’m looking at you Jaguar, Range Rover, Maserati). But you have to have that beautiful car in the showroom for them to actually buy. You can’t expect to sell any…

That’s not what they meant by SKYACTIV.

Georgian here. Before the $5k rebate went away, I very nearly leased a Nissan Leaf. I had test driven it, I had figured out how I was going to charge it for free (thanks employers!), and how I was going to basically have a new electric car for the cost of insurance. Plus its made right here in the US.

Soccer and Arizona go together like hockey and Arizona.

Because it weighs roughly 200lbs less. Oh sure, the 918 has a good deal better power to weight ratio, even though it is heavier, but those electric motors aren’t very useful past 70mph.....

... and to crush puss.

Trying to imagine being the woman in the parking lot.

“Golly is was nice to see sally again. We should get brunch more often. Now, where did I put my sunglasses...”

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Should have stolen a Raptor.

Nope. Her goal is to funnel public money into private religious schools, so that the children can learn that Jesus rode on a dinosaur.

I was having this conversation with a few friends this morning. It’s almost impossible to pick just one, but I do think this is the most offensive thing anyone in his cabinet has said so far.

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”