Georgian here. Before the $5k rebate went away, I very nearly leased a Nissan Leaf. I had test driven it, I had figured out how I was going to charge it for free (thanks employers!), and how I was going to basically have a new electric car for the cost of insurance. Plus its made right here in the US.

Soccer and Arizona go together like hockey and Arizona.

Because it weighs roughly 200lbs less. Oh sure, the 918 has a good deal better power to weight ratio, even though it is heavier, but those electric motors aren’t very useful past 70mph.....

... and to crush puss.

Trying to imagine being the woman in the parking lot.

“Golly is was nice to see sally again. We should get brunch more often. Now, where did I put my sunglasses...”

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Should have stolen a Raptor.

Nope. Her goal is to funnel public money into private religious schools, so that the children can learn that Jesus rode on a dinosaur.

I was having this conversation with a few friends this morning. It’s almost impossible to pick just one, but I do think this is the most offensive thing anyone in his cabinet has said so far.

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

The biggest winner tonight: Steve Harvey

I’ve had my 2005 for a couple years with a downpipe and stage 2 tune since 6000 miles. I dynoed 297 hp at the wheels. I run it hard almost every day and with 40,000 miles, I’ve had no issues.

So much this.

And the 2012 Mclarens were absolutely GORGEOUS.

A7 Corsair II says “Well hello there, good lookin’.”

It’s almost like... they design the plane as a war fighter with no regard to aesthetics.

Excuse me sir, the cunt community doesn’t wish to be associated with the Trump Shit Show.

Well it didn’t turn into anything for Boeing, but luckily, the X-32 can handle being ignored with a smile:

You are correct. He has the perfect villainous white point guard name and I’ll be damned if we don’t get him.

Chase goes hard to the hole just like his old man, MILF.

Legally, Duke has right of first refusal for all scholar/athletes south of the Mason Dixon line named Chase Hunter.