I’m not Amish, just raising my kids that way. Really enjoy not having to share the computer with those bastards.

Just announced, Jake Paul is taking a position as special advisor to the president on bro pranks and other stupid shit.

***Researches who this guy is***

*receives pink slips*

Still safe on that front at present, but I sense that beast might be slouching towards Bethlehem.

POOR Prince William. Dubbed “workshy” and a “part-timer” following the revelation he only works 80 hours a month as an air ambulance pilot on top of scant royal duties

What exactly are you alluding to with “Will’s personal qualities”? I’m not sure what you mean by that - I thought the work he’s been doing recently for mental health has been pretty much the peak time for “doing the royal thing well”.

People complain if they don’t see George and Charlotte and apparently now are complaining if they do see them.

Yeah but 9.11 is an event that’s still recent in memory for some people. Its one thing to have been on the couch watching CNN on 9.11 but a lot of people’s lives were directly affected that day due to the sheer number of people in jeopardy.

Ugh, a 9/11 film starring a 9/11 truther is a hard pass from me thanks.

The trailer really didn’t need to include hundreds of people being murdered on camera.

“That this disaster was allowed to happen is something Obama should always be ashamed of.”

same. it felt like a well produced SNL skit

I was in a breakfast meeting at Cucina in 200 Park on 9/11. We were told to evacuate (without paying the bill), but that it was just a drill. My office was across the street at 425 Lexington and I saw both buildings burning as I crossed from Grad Central, then watched the towers collapse from one of the corner…

Legit couldn’t tell for like 80 percent of that trailer if the movie was a comedy or drama.

GINA GERSHON WHYYYYYYYY

Sheen’s dealer?