Over on Tomato Nation a few years ago there was a hilarious thread about kids and their lack of all boundaries and social awareness, and one poster told a story about how she and her boyfriend were at another friend’s house and her three year old started stripping and demanding “look at my body!” It was just one of…

The “baby” in question isn’t an infant. She’s nearly 2, and yes a kid that age could be engaging in this sort of behavior. You can argue that a kid that age might be too young to understand what she’s doing, but that doesn’t matter from the diner’s perspective.

Well...from a child development stand point free play is where kids do the most and their best learning so your friends aren’t too far off. Interestingly, the hippies have a lot of overlap with good solid child development, they just often take it too far and/or misinterpret the ideas. Secure attachment (the most…

The funniest thing is her grandma bearded too! This is a 3-gen deep tradition.

I was just in a bar and we made the bartender turn to the local news so we could watch this, then cheered when the story came on. There is literally no on in Memphis who’s not talking about this and it’s AMAZING.

Louis CK has a whole long bit about how his then-three-year-old regularly bends over and shows him her ass whenever she’s naked and demands that he look at it. Having known my share of toddlers, I buy it.

Yes, anyone who doubts the visible butthole part has never had a child. One of my three did it constantly as a toddler (only at home) and as he got older, four and five, he still loved to run around naked. He called it “pruning,” because I guess “mooning” wasn’t funny enough.

Amber, in addition to being completely freaking physically perfect, seems like she’s smart, funny and genuine. I mean, what’s not to love?

The toddler may have thought it was funny to show his butthole. My younger son used to perform a dance he called the booty dance that involved mooning and if you were “lucky” a shaking penis. He thought it was hilarious. We made it clear that we didn’t think so and that if he did it in public or for visitors he…

I have to say her review is too oddly specific to not be true.

I think the baby committed. I think it bent over and spread them cheeks.

I mean, I think this is a pap photo of them filming whatever movie it was they met on, so yeah, definitely.

In less happy news: condolences to Stan Lee as Joan Lee - voice actor, novelist, alleged inspiration for the Fantastic Four, and Stan’s wife of 69 years - died today at 93 after a stroke earlier this week.

IF IT WERE POSSIBLE TO GIVE AN ANGRY FACE EMOJI, I WOULD DO SO, BUT AS THIS RATING SYSTEM REQUIRES ME TO GIVE AT LEAST ONE STAR, I WILL GIVE IT TWO. TWO STARS FOR THE MICROWAVED VEGGIE WEINER AND THE BUTTHOLE.

They said the word “butthole” on the local news story.

I’m all for being flexible with childcare arrangements, especially when you own your own business, but maaaaybe a functioning restaurant is not the best place for your 1-year-old to run around all day unsupervised.

Someone responded to the first review and said they were at the restaurant the week before and the kid was running around 20 minutes naked and then pooped on the floor.

This is the drama that I’m here for and if the universe could please only offer drama of this caliber and not the horrifying real-shit variety it’s been into lately, then I would be a very satisfied customer of this experience called life. please and thank.

As a mother, I offer my opinon that those crunchy motherfuckers let their dirty footed, bare-assed, obnoxiously personal-space-invading little shits run rampant all over their stupid fucking vegan restaurant. And I am positive the 1yo bent over to pick up a stray tofu-o from the ground sharing her butthole for all to…