I’m a straight male, and given those choices I’d probably go cowboy on the Spice man. The other options are just terrible.

That poor dog.

I would fuck Spicey because I’m quite sure he’s never had a good romp and I like ‘em grateful, but sadly, I would have to kill both of the others.

Oh, meteor scented, have you never heard that joke? Here in Missouri (especially MidMO) it’s so common a body type that it’s now used as a regular descriptor, like taint.

Not to mention “attacked” and “criticized” are two different things.

You mean “tortured a dog to death”.

This is NOT an appearance snark, just a protocol one: Isn’t it kinda considered a no-no to wear an above-the-knee skirt for her job? Like, it’s just considered too casual? It makes her look like a high-schooler giving a presentation in social studies.

And neither one is going to be helped by the Republican Wealthcare bill!

Fuck, Marry, Kill.

Trump is always punching but the thing is, he’s always punching down. That’s the sign of a weak man.

Let’s not forget this woman’s brother killed a dog.

Why, whatever do you mean? ;-)

Rather have my president involved with more important things than watching cable tv shows. Did anybody ask the question, “Doesn’t he have anything better to do?”

I have seen people mocking Sanders’ appearance in random comment sections. However, none of them were the President of the United States saying it on a platform that will be saved forever in the National Archives.

“I’m a woman, I’ve been attacked by that show multiple times, but I don’t cry foul because of it,” Sanders added, as she cried foul.

I think we need to repeat this constantly. The man lost the popular vote by almost 3 million... An institution designed to preserve slavery, not “the people”, allowed him to win the presidency

Going to disagree with you. The thing everyone who voted for him has in common is that they’re all very stupid.

Just want to say that as an American woman living in Texas: the chance of dying of pregnancy and maternity complications is several hundreds of times higher than my chances of being murdered by an undocumented immigrant. PRIORITIES!!

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