A pox on the household of anyone who schedules a stop for this farce. And also, anyone that would send their child to participate.

A handy pie graph to illustrate!

“If I Did It: The Cosby Edition”

When I saw this earlier today I thought it was The Onion - or some other satire site. I am not even kidding.

Shame: 200,000 B.C. - 2017 A.D.

My rapist (an elementary teacher who had charges dropped in the same county as the Cosby case—-by Castor, the same DA) gave talks about his “frightening experience of being wrongly accused” to a national NEA conference (his teachers union that covered his legal fees for him). It was infuriating and nauseating but…

It was a mistrial, the jury was mostly supporting a guilty verdict, and the prosecutors and victims will try again.

RIP Satire: passed away of astonishment on June 22, 2017, survived by descendants Irony and Parody, currently on life support.

There are a lot of bastards who need striking down. Maybe Kali can outsource to the Erinyes.

So you seeeee, KIDS, the key to not getting charged wiiiith the sex crimes iiiiiiiiiis...

Sounds good to me. Let a woman (finally) strike this bastard down.

Kali? I hear it’s an auspicious year for her.

*and assaulted and raped

The fact that he feels inclined to publicly gloat about getting away with it really underscores the sociopathic impulses underlying what he did.

We are both very lucky. I have never tripped and then raped someone whom I had previously drugged without their knowledge. There but for the grace of God go I.

I’ll save any would-be attendees with my 2-step plan:

Step 1: Don’t rape people.

what

You know I’ve brushed shoulders with many people. In fact I’ve straight up run into people cuz I’m a huge klutz. And yet. I’ve never sexually assaulted someone or been accused of sexually assaulting someone. Weird.