After seeing Chris Wallace’s face next to this guy, I’m now about 80% sure that the American right is being manufactured in a hidden clone factory in Oklahoma.

Can we all please enjoy the hilariously targeted ad I got reading this post?

Trump actually has more experience with investigations and lawsuits than any other aspect of his presidency. He’s even mentioned how the subject of an investigation receives a sealed target letter informing them before they’re indicted - something he’s surely experienced amongst the over 3000 legal cases he’s been…

Dr. Vinny Boombatz Harold Bornstein

Did Trump’s legal expert come from the same claw gaming machine that he got his personal physician from? You know, the one that looked like a hippie and said that Trump was the healthiest man to ever make a run for the presidency.

I can’t even tell those dudes apart. Same forehead, nose, smirk, and chin. Not to mention the glasses. 

I am no legal scholar but ... I’m quite certain that the subject of an investigation does not have to be notified of said investigation - also whether at this very second he is being investigated or not is not relevant as he will most certainly be investigated as his actions bear legal scrutiny - that is an undeniable…

I’m fairly certain he dumbassed his way into it. Here he is looking “excited” to have won the presidency:

The Twitter backlash against Wallace was extra extensive today.

Don’t forget turning the milk sour!

Does everyone on Fox always look like a bland white guy?

Also this shit:

Next you’re going to see Jay Sekulow attempt to insist that when Trump was referring to a “witch hunt” it had nothing to do with the special counsel’s activities and was actually in response to the constant accusations of night-dancing and crop-sabotage leveled at Trump by Goody Pritchard.

Trump tweets are like Nixon’s tapes

I feel it was less gay and more... I dunno, masturbatory?

Not that I am in favor of cutting LGBT scenes in movies, but less Alien: Covenant is merciful to the audience no matter what scene was cut.

This.

So many Zaddy’s

A little surprised by the inclusion of Justin Theroux and Drake.