And in other news, Ms. Winner, the NSA contractor whose only crime was handing over a dossier of papers describing the extent and detail of how the Russians hacked and changed our elections, has been denied bail because she is considered a danger to society. This had been your misogyny and fascism report for this…

He was “dating” Bobbi Kristina when she was 15 and he was 20.

All together, now...

I...can’t even process how wrong your opinion is.

Unless you’re a Fett. Don’t be a Fett.

Fun Fact: “Guy #1” is Ben Affleck.

Is it really a public nuisance if I close my legs or stand up when other people need to sit?

If sweaty balls are that much of an issue, maybe look into various products that help with that, such as powders, or switch to cotton boxers that wick away moisture and allow airflow. Not being snarky, but if you encounter sweaty balls that much, sounds like you need to look into things since sweaty anything isn’t…

I feel so irritated by your story even though I wasn’t even there. What gall on the manspreader’s part. I’ve known this kind of man, I’ve hated this kind of man. In the same situation I could see myself forcibly knocking my knees into his to push them back into his area. But then I grew up fighting with brothers,…

Let me, uh, testify, as a man. It’s not painful to put your legs together. For the legs to actually touch requires a little bit of muscle action, but less than it takes to stand or keep your back upright while sitting. For the legs to remain within the box made by your sides requires virtually no effort at all. I…

I have a permanent rash between my boobs from lack of air circulation in a bra. Yet I wear a bra in public. My sympathy is...limited.

Here’s a fun fact: Squeezing your legs together like a vice is uncomfortable for women too. And yet we manage to do it.

Penis-owner here.

It’s not painful. It’s bullshit. Now, granted I’m not equestrian-adjacent when it comes to that area, but even men who are fly on planes and manspreading is virtually impossible* on there, unless you’re seated next to a friend/spouse who will let you encroach on their territory. I catch myself spreading on the train…

I mean (sorry, ignorant): how painful is to keep your legs semi-closed? Because the guy above looks as though he is airing out his crotch (that’s one way to waft your pheremones, I guess). And what is the least open one can keep one’s legs without suffering duress? Genuine question.

This is an important victory which I will celebrate in spirit with Madrid. Obligatory man-spreading story: a few weeks ago I was on a flight in a middle seat and the dude sitting next to me was man-spreading with his foot OVER the little metal partition on the floor separating seats so his leg was into the space in…