I think that’s the thing I can’t wrap my head around. Conservatives have been OMGSOCIALISM!!! OMGCOMMUNISM!!!! OMGTHOSERUSKIES!!!!! REDS UNDER THE BED!!!!!! For decades. It’s been their thing.

So the gas giant may get punctured ... regardless;

And they gave him a big gold MEDAL!

There’s zero chance of him eating anything new. He’s insisting the Saudis serve him well done steak, while everyone else is having lamb and rice.

The pope is also super into global warming science and already complained about Trump.

Yup. That’s why every Russian denial comes with the equivalent of a very broad wink.

Totino’s will forever taste sweetly melancholy.

If the Saudi’s praise him. the Israeli’s don’t suck him off correctly, and the pope lays down the boom, he may come back a Muslim.

Trump’s hypocrisy here and the responses from his idiot fanbase are both hilarious.

I’ve known Jim Comey for nearly a decade (not well enough to hear his secrets, but well enough that, if he ran into me on the street, he’d say hello). Unlike McCain, he is a deeply principled, ethical man. Trump has no idea what he’s started.

a whole bunch of Republicans had moved to “Comey’s going to have to provide his memos” as their default way of pretending the Obstruction of Justice charge wasn’t real. The moment he holds up the memos, there goes another excuse to ignore things. It also becomes something where they have to choose to either believe…

Ya know, what with Trump being given a king’s welcome and all in Saudi Arabia, his ego is going to come back bloated to the size of a gas giant like Jupiter, and he will be convinced that he has the divine right of kings to do whatever he wants ... and therein will lie his doom. He won’t be able to resist completely…

This entire Saudi trip is so bizarre and emblematic of everything that’s wrong with both the US and the Arab world: 

I will even settle for non-Russia related tidbits of info about Trump. Like the way Comey really feels about spray tans, being courted by an old con man, and how he literally puked for a week when Trump won. Enough with the “mildly nauseous” whitewash. Let it all out Jimmy, and beg Hillary for forgiveness.

Top Google search: antidote + polonium

Think how queasy in the stomach James Comey must be right now. Poor guy.

I’m curious what you think he could tell us that would make this worse for Trump. We know his daughter was meeting with Putin’s girlfriend in August. We know his sons has bragged about getting hundreds of millions of dollars from Russian sources. We know Trump’s (second)campaign manager was working for Russia, and we…

Comey should spill all the secrets about Drumpf.

Like on one hand, fuck those grifters currently in the White House.