...crossing over with “Black Mirror.”

It does look like a Sopranos banquet scene at the start.

Trapped in the horrible headlights of his attention.

I don’t even want to have empathy for Comey! I’m still pissed at him! But I can’t help it!

This “administration”: that scene in Pride and Prejudice where Mr. Collins force-proposes to Elizabeth, filtered through a YouTube commentary thread, and set on an endless loop.

Let’s get this straight though, he wasn’t hiding in the curtains he was among the curtains.

How many other administrations had multiple high ranking government officials fucking HIDING from the president in the first five months?

Also:

I can’t be mad at this, I’d hide from 45 too.

I guess. I blame Reagan, myself, but there’s a direct line through them all to where we are now.

no shit

This is me reading all of this news everyday...

Jesus. I can’t figure out if this is more like Nixon or Hamlet.

Pro-tip: Calling people by nicknames that they neither use nor have invited you to use comes across as sleezy used car salesman tactics at best, and presumptuous and passive-aggressive at worst.

This is like what I do when I’m drunk at a bar and don’t feel like talking to a random guy. I either try to hide behind someone taller than me or act like they’re talking to one of my friends. It never works. I always get found out.

This is so funny it almost makes me like James Comey. It’s a confusing feeling.

6-foot-8 dude hiding in the curtains, or anywhere for that matter. This has to be a script for a political farce, but I ain’t laughing.

Let she who has NOT hidden in the drapes to avoid the sweaty advances of an inveterate pussy-grabber cast the first stone. Amirite, ladies?

First bushes, now curtains...when will the worst game of hide and seek in history end?