I love all of you dearly, and totally get what you’re saying by calling 45 a toddler or a child. But c’mon. Toddlers are adorable! In addition, children and toddlers are capable of learning, observing reasonable boundaries and being incredibly sweet. 45 is none of these things. I really like kids, and think it’s kind…

If you carefully parse her statement, she never actually writes that she never SAID any of those things, just that they aren’t her sentiments. She says it’s crazy to think she’s in this for the money, but she doesn’t actually say that those words have never come out of her mouth (though Joe seemed to walk that one…

Well. At least he’s not the President. There’s that.

It’s not her fault. Her natural hair is too fragile for the obligatory shade of “Clairol Aryan-yellow” that all republican women are required to wear.

Kellyanne, no matter how useful you try to make yourself, no matter how complicit you are in this bullshit, no matter how many nice things you say about him, you are a woman Trump would not bone (because you’re over 30) and therefore you are inherently valueless in his eyes. He will give any number of his fellow…

Kellyanne speaks, everyone sees...

Dear Kellyanne,

The best case scenario is that Trump embraces a Wahabi version of Islam and stays there indefinitely. If there’s anyone who could sink the alt-right and wahabism at the same time, it’s this guy.

Life is getting so weird. Today, I’m on line at our post office, and the lady in front of me starts to talk to the clerk she knows about Trump. Then another clerk came back to her counter and said, “I know what you’re talking about!” And I said, “I know what you’re talking about, too.” And now there’s this lively…

1. They don’t perceive that it will ever affect them personally. 2. Liberals don’t like it.

I said this in another post but American Intelligence officials actually told Israeli Intelligence not to share too much with Trump because they thought he’d leak to the Russians. They were right!

Dept of Justice comment line:

It’s going to be really hard for Pence to prove he wasn’t a part of this if shit truly does go down. Especially when you’ve got Sessions lying under oath about Kislyak and can put several members of the Trump campaign with Russians while they were at the RNC.

This is the breaking story that is going to take us from yesterday’s “gee, isn’t that basically obstruction of justice?” to tomorrow’s “Holy shit, that is clearly and unequivocally Obstruction of Justice and that motherfucker needs to go to jail!”

Is this finally it??? Can this please be the beginning of the end? I’m totally dying for the day the universe rights itself and this orange fuckhead gets the boot. Then I go the closest bar I can find, drop $20 in the jukebox, play “FDT” on repeat, and proceed to get sloshed in the name of sweet, sweet liberty.

“But I just COULDN’T vote for Hillary Clinton”

Re: The three WH officials: