I hate this man. At least Trump has lived his whole life in a golden tower and has probably never met a poor person. Carson just thinks he’s better than the rest of us. It makes me sick.

Wait...did he actually say that about Emma Watson when she was TEN?

Because killing people without any kind of due process is the American way. Definitely what our founders would have wanted.

I think Macron’s video inviting American scientists to France is a teeny bit shady because it’s totally plausible that he made it for the sake of the planet, his country, politics, etc. But we all know, and even Trump knows, that he is making them in part because he personally hates Trump’s guts. Under all the…

We live in such weird times.

This is great. Apple sleuths are the heroes we need.

That Macron video is so cathartic. No wonder Trump’s subsequent handshake was even more frenzied than usual. He must be furious.

IMO Barbossa was always the best part of these movies.

Props to the Pope for the choice of gift. It’s about climate change AND it involves reading.

OT but what is up with Trump’s handwriting? Why does he capitalise some letters and not others? Why is he writing on an angle? Is it just me? It looks insane!

“You’re not like most girls” = congratulations for being able to transcend being an icky girl and become almost human to me!

Teen gets paid for being teen. OK.

Is smoking still A Thing? I’ve only met one person who smokes in the past decade and she is not very bright, so I figured it had kind of lost its cachet.

Valentina is my fave. Her drag is very thoughtful.

I can’t even watch this because I have this weird phobia about powder on my skin. Just the pictures of her getting all floured up give me the creeps.

This is so sad and enraging. They are literally being treated with some straight-up infantilising White man’s burden bullshit straight out of the nineteenth century.

Something about this series just seems icky and weird to me for some reason. I think I would have preferred a more realistic series of events, or a couple of events instead of every single teen-misery cliche snowballing up on one girl in what seemed to be a very short amount of time. Apparently Hannah had the…

That header picture just gets funnier. Ffs, I would be out based on that weird sentence alone.

No to bros.

Just looking at that collar would make Poirot uncomfortable.