Sean Spicer’s constant misery is the only thing I enjoy about this administration.

WHAT. NO. NOOOO. What even is this monstrosity?

This is genuinely scary.

“Have you lead a good life? Have you done the things to keep your body healthy?”

If there was anything nice to say, they wouldn’t have to ask this question. It’s not like this administration is being coy and modest! Everything they’ve done we’ve heard about.

Actually I would totally put that sweater on my kid, if I had one.

I’m starting the think he’s not very good at making deals, you guys.

EXACTLY.

This is so sad. I come from a small island, and most of it is a national park. It’s so incredibly beautiful and irreplaceable. So much of the good things we have now are because people over a hundred years ago, when there were no laws to compel them to do this, decided to do the right thing for future generations,…

My husband has pretty bad anxiety, as well as various sensory issues possibly relating to undiagnosed ASD. It’s so difficult to deal with the constant stress that just rolls off him. I can’t imagine what it would be like if I were an anxious person too. We’ve thought about getting him some kind of help, but he’s…

I can’t speak to what happened before the video starts, but this guy seems definitely...not OK. Maybe look for a less stressful job, dude.

No hate I would wear that. But not with that white shirt. Probably with something wool or thermal or flannel. Because I am old and OG normcore.

They were talking about this on the radio this morning and some ex-GP called in and said basically that people need to just get over it, that his mum died when he was nine and he never got any help and was just fine. He also said that the people who came back from seeing awful things in the world wars never got any…

O’Reilly is right. Fox is “a good place to work”...if you’re a sexual harrasser.

My absolute favourite thing about getting older is that I don’t feel obliged to go to parties anymore. I can never hear conversations in loud rooms, I’m never actually interested in random people’s lives, and I can dance and get drunk in the safety of my own living room, thank you very much.

Just when I think these wankers can’t shock me anymore.

My Pesach hasn’t involved any disgustingly ostentatious displays of wealth this year. Guess I must be celebrating my “great freedoms” wrong!

Unfortunately hedgehog populations are declining. Poor little guys.

We had an invasion of slugs in our kitchen once, and I was forever traumatised. Not even kidding, just reading this gave me the cold sweats. I HATE SLUGS AND I HATE GLOBAL WARMING.

She seems a lot more comfortable in herself since she’s been able to be a little bit butch, and I’m here for that.