Let us begin with the obvious: Complaining is great. It is the backbone of human civilization, complaining. “To…
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The first of the month is always a hit on your bank account. You know it’s coming, but that never makes it hurt any…
Crushes are something of a chronic condition. You’ve had them since you were young enough to pull pigtails over…
I knew I had to go on a Very Long Trip the day the internet erupted in outrage over Twitter’s decision to shift the…
There are few relationship questions more hotly debated than whether or not you should confess to cheating in a…
Last year, a feeling crept up in me like dread until I could no longer ignore it: Twitter was making me dislike…
That’s right: antiques. Now, let me guess your Pavlovian response: drab chairs you wouldn’t trash-pick even without…
Roughly 27 months ago, I separated from my wife of 10 years; early last year, our divorce was finalized. In works of…
Forget your list of righteous resolutions for the new year—the best self-improvement commitment you can make is to…
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The holiday season is fully upon us. This means that by now you’ll have likely been bombarded with invites to…
Ah, hell, it’s winter again—the time of year where we partake in the seasonal ritual of hunkering down, getting fat,…
Let’s imagine you work at a company. It’s a pretty good company, good enough that it decides, after much talk, to…
There comes a point in every hetero relationship when a man considers treating his lady to some expensive…
On this episode of the official Ask a Clean Person podcast, Liam McCabe of the Sweethome joined me to talk about…
Asking about the grossest thing you guys have ever seen on public transportation may have been a mistake, because…
My guest this week on the official Ask a Clean Person podcast is Daniel Gritzer, the culinary director at Serious…